Top 10 moe-moe points!



Most moe and most fappable, to be more precise.

I saw this and, while it’s just a repost apparently, I figured why not make my own list…the results of trying to ended up being basically rewordings of the same thing over and over again though…

I guess I’m pretty picky and obviously like one type of girl.

#10 – Reverse Traps

As you read the rest you’ll see my ‘fetishes’ basically equate out to ‘the closer to a boy, without actually BEING one, the better.’ The only exception being dykes which I want no part of. Reverse traps are basically the closest you can get, they don’t just look like guys and dress like guys, but they have the personality and air about them that’s pretty masculine very often. A revere trap is basically a young boy without a penis when it comes to looks (and no, I don’t like little boys), sometimes even having large breasts taped down like Naoto for example or having DFC, the body types can vary is my point. This is basically the physical-side of extreme tomboy…ism.

Random Examples: Naoto (P4), Kino (Kino no Tabi),

#9 – Side characters

I have no idea why, but it’s true. Almost all of my favorite characters in anime tend to be side-characters, no joke or exaggeration. Which kind of sucks. They never get to be important in the show (mostly at least), never get to ‘win’ if its a romance, etc. It’s like if you only watched Gurren Lagann for Kamina, he dies, and then if he never appeared again in flashbacks or spirit – if he just completely was erased from the series…he wasn’t, but imagine that happening – and to every single fucking character you really like. Yeah, shit sucks. But I can’t help it, they are just so lovable. ;_; Even when they are ‘main’ they tend to be that side type of main, where they are OBVIOUSLY not the lead character.

Random Examples: Akiko (Kanon), that blue-haired tomboy friend in Mahoromatic, the loli who asks where Ana is from in Ichimaro.

#8 – Boyish clothes

Sneakers/tennis shoes (not those gay tiny skinny checkered fucking vans i hate that shit), baseball caps, unbuttoned button-up ‘nice’ dude clothes, cargo pants, etc. It’s too cute, I especially love girls in gakuran such as Tomo in that one episode of Azu that she wears one with Kagura and Sakaki.

Random Examples: Animu girls tend to change clothes on a whim, and sometimes never, so it depends. A lot of slice of life shows when they have days off and aren’t in school uniforms there’s usually someone who dresses this way.

#7 – Zettai Ryouiki

I don’t really need to explain. To be honest I’m not really into this and at the same time I am, it depends on the person for example I hate Kyou and never found her attractive physically or personality-wise, so I don’t find her zettai ryouiki attractive either. Also, I lke these best with tiny shorts, rather than skirts, it makes it into a kind of tomboyish version and less-slutty…but also you get to see higher up the thigh than you would with a skirt.

Random Examples: Not Kyou.

#6 – Sarashi or possible bandage moe

I know there’s a word for it, but I can’t remember it at all. But basically, you can see in the pic what I mean. It’s good for all chest sizes too, huge to flat, and always comes out nicely and moe. Maybe it’s more of a ‘bandage moe’ thing but I don’t really like bandages all over the face and shit…but say Suruga has her arm wrapped and I think it’s HHNNNGGGG inducing somehow.

Random Examples: Rei Ayanami (yeah, I went there), that one girl in ef, everyone in bamboo blade i’d assume ಠ_ಠ.

#5 – Short Hair

Because it’s the best. Any style is fine, straight, wavy, all over the fucking place, any added things like Nyamo’s sideburn-things, etc are all fine too. As long as it’s short it’s delicious for the most part – though not too short either. I love pineapple hair, but the only time I’ve seen this done, and done well, is Arisa Glennorth in Stellvia (hell it’s even her nickname in the series), so no reason to put that on this list hurr.

Random Examples: All the best girls.

#4 – Those Girls who all the younger girls are an lilly for

The ‘name’ explains itself. Almost always those ‘sports girl’ types are followed by a harem, or at least one, female who constantly dotes over them. I dunno, I think it’s cute when the girl gets all embarrassed and unsure of what to do when the other girls are flirting with them and stuff.

Random Examples: that other ef girl, sakaki, etc

#3 – Sports Girls

You know, the one in every show that is the pro on the basketball team. They have a nice mindset, are obviously tomboyish, and almost always outgoing and full of energy. They are also pretty competitive usually which is fine, but I can’t say i like or dislike that. They are usually strong-willed and do their best at everything they do, which is something I like a lot too.

Random Examples: Kanbaru (bakemonogatari), Kagura (azu),

#2 – Tomboys

This kind of works in with everything the most obviously – tomboys can look like a ‘real woman’ or like a boy or like a normal girl, it doesn’t matter as it’s the personality side of it the other half of this ‘tomboyism’ ಠ_ಠ. A lot of people (a semi-vocal minority of idiorts) think the best part about tomboys is ‘turning them into a woman’ but…doing that ruins whats best about them. A tomboy is best when it just is what it is, changing that removes the entire trait so I don’t see how those type of people can claim they love tomboys. While that moe-moe girly side they all have hidden away is nice when it comes out sometimes, having it out often just ruins the appeal, it’s much nicer when its a special treat every now and then – or one of those things that’s “just for you”. Not only because it seems ‘unlike them’ in a nice surprise way, but keeping it fresh keeps them having that embarrassed feeling and look when they actually do act girly which is super moe.

#1 – Spats

The best is a short skirt with spats underneath – so you see a lot of the spats even though there’s skirt there too. I don’t like these in most places, such as the US, as people in real life who wear them are usually middle-aged women who wear them with other ugly clothes to ride a bicycle (hence being renamed ‘bike shorts’ here …i guess?) or jog in their upper-class neighborhoods. I really hate how spats look when they are worn with jogging or biking clothes – they are the best when they are either the only thing on (obviously), without pantsu regardless of what else is being worn, or with more typical normal outfits. I guess the fact that a lot of tomboys and sports girls in animu wear them made me love them so much. Though honestly, I’m not sure why I love them so much that they’d end up being number 1, but I do.

Pretty boring list, no? I basically just described Kanbaru Suruga, but hey it’s what I like and alllllways have, and as for Suruga she recently got herself a place in my top 10 2D waifu list.

If you have your own list on a blog you have or want to post your top 10 go ahead and link or write them in the comments.

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  1. #1 by Fuhrer on September 19, 2009 - 1:31 am

    Hahaha oh wow. I knew our tastes were different but I honestly do not agree with a single point on your list besides maybe short hair on rare occasion and thigh exposure.

    Try to list my turn-on’s but I doubt I will get to 10.

    1. Long Hair
    2. Deadpan Personality
    3. Tsundere – But only to a point. As reference, Tsugumi from Ever17 had the perfect balance
    4. Droopy eyes – Characters such as Fasarina, Suigintou, and Takano.
    5. Classy/Refined – Royalty type characters and others such as Alicia
    6.

  2. #2 by Fuhrer on September 19, 2009 - 1:50 am

    Fuckin shit pressed submit by accident.

    Anyways continuing on…

    6. Badass/Strong – Balalaika as a perfect example
    7. Chinese Characters – Why? The way the eyes always seem to be drawn, they often where Chinese’s dresses which is about the hottest outfit ever, the fact that they always fight with long knifes and make it look awesome. Examples are the twins from FMP:TSR and most recently Liang Qi from Canaan.
    8 “Evil” Characters – Why? I dunno they are always just fucking awesome.

    And thats about all I can come up with for now. As far as I know there is no character which embodies all of those characteristics but oh well, maybe one day there will be a droopy eyed, long haired, chinese princess with a deadpan tsundere attitude who wishes to end the world by kickin it’s ass. One day.

  3. #3 by Brett on September 19, 2009 - 6:28 am

    Great post, alot of the same things go for me. You’re 1. especially, it just seems like such a rarity.

  4. #4 by Tallon on September 19, 2009 - 12:08 pm

    Fuhrer :
    7. Chinese Characters – Why? The way the eyes always seem to be drawn, they often where Chinese’s dresses which is about the hottest outfit ever, the fact that they always fight with long knifes and make it look awesome. Examples are the twins from FMP:TSR and most recently Liang Qi from Canaan.

    Fuhrer, we’ve always known when it comes to character traits we’re complete opposites, lol. Chinese characters are okay sometimes, they are always hot thats for suer, though I’d go with the Chinese girl in Black Lagoon before the made-up twins in TSR…but then again the main reason I hate them is because they aren’t canon, so it kind of ruins any possibility of being good characters for me.

    I’m not much in the writing mood, so I was thinking about doing some more list type posts – one idea was the top 10 things I like least, if I do it, don’t be surprised to see a lot of your favorites mentioned ಠ3ಠ Though not all of them.

    Brett :

    Great post, alot of the same things go for me. You’re 1. especially, it just seems like such a rarity.

    Spats are definitely rare, both in appearance and in being a fetish. I guess everyone has some oddities they are into, gurofags, furfags, gay…fags, but I can’t really say I’ve seen any ‘spatsfags’.

    They seem to be showing up a bit more in anime and games lately. Not in large amounts, but more often than they used to at least, though I doubt they will ever start showing up on a regular basis, as it’s just too niche of a thing with how the anime fanbase is.

    Can’t say I’ve met a lot of anime fans who are into most of this stuff, none of it is obscure or all that weird, but apparently the vast majority of the fanbase is into…well, Fuhrer’s tastes.

  5. #5 by animekritik on September 20, 2009 - 6:36 pm

    i don’t think i’d put most of these on my list, but i think thery’re all cute points and i like the fact that they’re pretty consistent (organic) so that you could actually build a moe character out of these elements, Frankenstein-style.

  6. #6 by Tallon on September 21, 2009 - 9:04 pm

    animekritik :

    i don’t think i’d put most of these on my list, but i think thery’re all cute points and i like the fact that they’re pretty consistent (organic) so that you could actually build a moe character out of these elements, Frankenstein-style.

    Yeah, definitely works better than trying to mix a girly tomboy tsundere kuudere clumsy meganekko school girl office lady thigh-high wearin stalkings wearan girl or something. ಠ3ಠ

  7. #7 by hc on February 10, 2010 - 11:31 am

    whoa. yeah im shocked that a guy would like this type. i didn’t know there was one who did. LOL
    well all the things you said i liked because i am one. xD the reason i watch anime is a tsunderekko or a tomboy cuz it really reflects myself. ahhh this is really interesting.

  8. #8 by lookslikelolita on July 19, 2010 - 11:58 am

    When I think so moe points, I think there are three types physical, personality and items. Physical types like child like (loli), large/huge/comicaly large boobs, and curvy. Personality types like tsundere, strong-willed, and clumsy. Clothing or items like maid outfit, white panties, guns or glasses.

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